11:39 AM me: ever think about selling your sperm?
11:40 AM Charley: no
to who?
me: like on the street.
nickle bags of spunk.
11:41 AM Charley: hmmm, never thought of that
what kind of market do you think you would have?
me: illegal immigrants that need to get knocked up?
Charley: Lesbians trying to have a baby? so there are 2 possibilites. you could do sperm in a turkey baster
11:42 AM
me: and charge per pump
Charley: yes
per pump would be good
me: carry an alcohol wipe, to wipe of the injector after each use.
you know, to stay sanitary and avoid lawsuits
11:43 AM Charley: yes
one pump of a turkey baster is a lot of semen
one pump of a turkey baster is a lot of semen
me: a quarter pump would suffice.
50 bucks for a quarter pump.
90 for a half.
11:44 AM 150 for two half-pumps or 4 quarter-pumps
me: the family deal
Charley: oh
for more than one person
me: right.
11:45 AM knock up a whole family. why not?
Charley: i still dont see a whole lot of money in this
as there is always some guy willing to stick his dick in even the ugliest woman
11:46 AM and they could probably get it for free
me: fuck.
youre right.
but this is good, upper-middle class seem
Charley: hmmm
well
me: at least worth 5 bucks a quarter
Charley: you would need to market it as such
11:47 AM iq test results
show off the artistic talent
put a face and mind to the seed
11:48 AM me: fuck it.
too much work.
i just wanted to jerk off in a turkey baster.
