016-tat

3:26 PM me: tattoo idea:

3:27 PM in big old english letters

"anyone who doesnt want to do what i want to do is deemed a fool in mine eyes"

across my shoulder blades

with a fuckin tiger

riding an eagle

3:28 PM

michael: woah.

i came

me: the eagle is playing a guitarmade of zombies

eating babies

that are sucking tits

of valkyries

with medusa hair.

3:29 PM and each snake has a middle finger for a tongue.

and the knuckles say HATE

...yeah.

i too came.

michael: christ did jesus start fuckin gchatting me, cus no mortal human could fuckin come up with that shit

3:30 PM me: tis no deity.

tis i.

015 - gak

2:36 PM me: jesus christ why are testicles so hard to scratch??

fuck

i almost just went insane.

i had to pinch and pull to alleviate the itch.

Charley: pants get in the way

the pinch is the best method
yes, the "pinch and roll" is the method I use me: even if i were naked...
its just... theyre so malleable

2:37 PM its like scratching Gak

014 - payroll guy

4:35 PM

me: this guys curl fro kills me

michael: hell yeah man dude....touch it

me: awww noway! ill catch curl disease 

michael: dude. no you wont. you will get super powers

me: ill turn into gene wilder!

michael: hahahaah hell yeah hes like a movie star

me: how'd he get his pubes up there man? seriously. i wish he wasnt standing next to me.

michael: why? i bet he smells neato dude is a copy machine pimp me: i fear his head pubes might fall into my glass of water

michael: hahahahaha.

me: why does he always wear beige? its the same color as his curl fro. and his skin. he's like a walking beige swatch.

michael: his nickname is "the beige"

me: the beige. i like it.

michael: yeah. the beige ooo here he comes, the beige watch out! hes fuckin mono tone ooo is he naked no hes the beige the fuckin beige looks like a inverted penis the beige boom bip bam what color are his shoes?

4:44 PM

me: tan. i mean beige