Friday, February 26, 2010

018 - shit talk

9:26 AM me: shitty week?

9:27 AM Charley: same shit, different day

me: ohhh nice
9:28 AM on a poop kick eh?

Charley: yes
9:29 AM I am doing a "Shitty Sayings Series"

me: niiiice
i like it.

9:30 AM Charley: inspired by that tim lanham guy

me: eat shit and die

Charley: or whatever his name is

me: shit canned

Charley: that did the ninja turdles

me: shit storm
yeah i remember him

Charley: Shit out of luck
no shit, sherlock

9:31 AM me: shit happens
shit in one hand, wish in the other

Charley: never heard that one

me: really?
9:32 AM
its a popular one
or, POOPular i should say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshit

Charley: up shit creek

9:33 AM me: without a paddle

9:34 AM Charley: when the shit hits the fan

me: good one

9:35 AM Charley: a bird in the hand is worth two in the shit

me: two shits with one shit

9:36 AM Charley: don't shit on my leg and tell me it's a mudlside

me: when in shit

Charley: stop blowing shit up my ass

me: people who live in glass houses souldnt throw shit

9:37 AM Charley: HAHAHAHA
true
Shit is thicker than water

me: niiiiice

Charley: caught between a rock and a hard shit

9:38 AM me: never look a shit horse in the asshole

Charley: It's like comparing apples to shit

me: you say tomatoe, i say shit

9:39 AM Charley: Don't put all your shit in one basket

me: dont count your turds before theyre shit

9:40 AM
Charley: talk softly and carry a big shit

me: shit one way, hlf dozen the other
9:41 AM
it's like shitting in the wind

9:42 AM Charley: If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it shits

me: a shitty home is a happy home
god made shit, and shit dont hurt
you dont know your shit from your elbow
9:43 AM god bless this shit
shit the chef

Charley: no use beating a dead shit

me: kiss me i'm shit

9:44 AM Charley: a rose by any other name would smell like shit

me: hahaha
shitspeare

Charley: romeo and julieshit
9:45 AM when life gives you lemons, take a shit

9:46 AM me: cant teach an old dog new shit
birds of a feather shit together

Charley: haha
you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him shit
9:47 AM unless you give it an enema

9:48 AM me: like two shits in a pod
the shit is mightier than the sword

9:49 AM Charley: well, it was nice shooting the shit with you. I have shit to do though.

me: beauty is only shit deep

Charley: stop talking shit!
9:50 AM me: no shit off my sack.

Charley: haha
I love this whole converstaion

me: im running out of shit to say.

017 - wop wars

2:32 PM franco: im literally getting angry with him
2:33 PM i want to punch him in the fucking face
break some teeth
motherfucker
hey oh!
goomba!
me: ayyyy!!!
easy ova dere
franco: cabagul
2:34 PM me: with the punchin of da face
franco: fuckin....hey
oh!
me: wit da teef breakin oh!
you ova dere
franco: fuckin fat fuck
tommy, get ova here!
me: wit ya shirt that ya wear!
franco: you fuckin funny guy
pasta fazzul, oh!
2:35 PM me: hey copernicus! navigate your butt to da back a da line wit ya shirt, an stand dere wit ya shoes!
oh!
fuckin joe biscotti ova here
franco: cummere, ayy, bring dose purple eminems
me: we just had a wop-off
2:36 PM
now im hungry.
franco: jesus what the fuck was that?
me: i need a fuckin proshute sand-a-widge ova here
franco: ayyy!
fuckin mozzarella
2:37 PM me: i need ta wash muh dick ova here
smells like rotten provolone
franco: bring da vino...don faget
that looks like the name of the new gay don
me: sucksa da cocka
2:38 PM franco: ahahahhahaha
holy shit 2:39 PM god, i need some italian food now
some broads
a gold chain
and a track suit