9:25 AM Charley: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4389204217_8f80f87196_o.jpg
9:26 AM me: shitty week?
9:27 AM Charley: same shit, different day
me: ohhh nice
9:28 AM on a poop kick eh?
Charley: yes
9:29 AM I am doing a "Shitty Sayings Series"
me: niiiice
i like it.
9:30 AM Charley: inspired by that tim lanham guy
me: eat shit and die
Charley: or whatever his name is
me: shit canned
Charley: that did the ninja turdles
me: shit storm
yeah i remember him
Charley: Shit out of luck
no shit, sherlock
9:31 AM me: shit happens
shit in one hand, wish in the other
Charley: never heard that one
me: really?
9:32 AM
9:32 AM
its a popular one
or, POOPular i should say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshit
Charley: up shit creek
9:33 AM me: without a paddle
9:34 AM Charley: when the shit hits the fan
me: good one
9:35 AM Charley: a bird in the hand is worth two in the shit
me: two shits with one shit
9:36 AM Charley: don't shit on my leg and tell me it's a mudlside
me: when in shit
Charley: stop blowing shit up my ass
me: people who live in glass houses souldnt throw shit
9:37 AM Charley: HAHAHAHA
true
Shit is thicker than water
me: niiiiice
Charley: caught between a rock and a hard shit
9:38 AM me: never look a shit horse in the asshole
Charley: It's like comparing apples to shit
me: you say tomatoe, i say shit
9:39 AM Charley: Don't put all your shit in one basket
me: dont count your turds before theyre shit
9:40 AM
Charley: talk softly and carry a big shit
me: shit one way, hlf dozen the other
9:41 AM
it's like shitting in the wind
9:42 AM Charley: If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it shits
me: a shitty home is a happy home
god made shit, and shit dont hurt
you dont know your shit from your elbow
9:43 AM god bless this shit
shit the chef
Charley: no use beating a dead shit
me: kiss me i'm shit
9:44 AM Charley: a rose by any other name would smell like shit
me: hahaha
shitspeare
Charley: romeo and julieshit
9:45 AM when life gives you lemons, take a shit
9:46 AM me: cant teach an old dog new shit
birds of a feather shit together
Charley: haha
you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him shit
9:47 AM unless you give it an enema
9:48 AM me: like two shits in a pod
the shit is mightier than the sword
9:49 AM Charley: well, it was nice shooting the shit with you. I have shit to do though.
me: beauty is only shit deep
Charley: stop talking shit!
9:50 AM me: no shit off my sack.
Charley: haha
I love this whole converstaion
me: im running out of shit to say.
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