11:45 AM me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
shit is crazy
11:46 AM michael: damn thats wild
11:47 AM me: yeah
it transforms normal bees into queens
michael: so if you eat it you will get tits and wings
11:49 AM me: tits yes.
and a big ass dick stinger.
michael: HELL YEAH
me: and a fuck load of buzzing minions to do your bidding.
michael: dude sign me up
11:50 AM me: i think they have it at whole foods.
in the mutant goods section.
shit. i suddenly have stomach cramps.
11:51 AM maybe there was royal jelly in that honey i ate just now.
and now i'm getting menstrual cramps?
the tranformation has begun!
michael: hahahahha nice
well i mean...thats cool
11:52 AM i support your choice to be come a bee
me: thanks. it is my choice after all.
michael: or to BEE come a BEEme: i hope i get wings instead of titsmichael: you will get tits
me: PUN!
you best BEE lieve it!
michael: BEEhave your self
this is pretty dumb
11:53 AM me: no matter.
i'm pretty sure it's just diarrhea.
wait...
yep.
gotta shit.
michael: HAHAHAH
me: damn it.
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