me: this guys curl fro kills me
michael: hell yeah man
dude....touch it
me: awww noway!
ill catch curl disease
michael: dude. no you wont. you will get super powers
me: ill turn into gene wilder!
michael: hahahaah
hell yeah
hes like a movie star
me: how'd he get his pubes up there man?
seriously.
i wish he wasnt standing next to me.
michael: why? i bet he smells neato
dude is a copy machine pimp
me: i fear his head pubes might fall into my glass of water
michael: hahahahaha.
me: why does he always wear beige?
its the same color as his curl fro.
and his skin.
he's like a walking beige swatch.
michael: his nickname is "the beige"
me: the beige.
i like it.
michael: yeah.
the beige
ooo here he comes, the beige
watch out!
hes fuckin mono tone
ooo is he naked
no hes the beige
the fuckin beige
looks like a inverted penis
the beige
boom bip bam
what color are his shoes?
4:44 PM
me: tan. i mean beige
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