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Mike: so this is my last few hours here

sucks

me: zang.

3:40 PM are you being blown?

Mike: uhhm...not currently

she's at work

me: zang.

me: are you wanking it?

Mike: soon

after packing

me: you should wank into your luggage

for customs.

those fuckers.

3:41 PM Mike: dont think theres room for the seem

me: soon theyre going to start checking your balls for more than three ounces of seem

3:42 PM and if you have too much, you have to go to the mandatory whacking room.

and there will be sexy homeland security agents.

waiting to stick a thumb up your butt and give the ol' reach around.

Mike: 3 oz tho?

me: think about how happy everyone would be to go through airport security.

3:43 PM yah... 3 oz is a lot.

Mike: that's like a quarter can of coke

3:54 PM Mike: i cant believe i couldnt figure out how to spank it until i was 12

i wasted like 20% of my life