1:19 PM me: www.heartattackgrill.com
1:20 PM Charley: yeah
1:21 PM I have seen them before
i want one
but i want to get over 350 pounds first so I eat for free
or die
1:22 PM me: eat free or die.
Charley: always
that's my new slogan
me: how about
eat free AND die
1:23 PM Charley: we all die sometime
might as well be with 20 pounds of beef in your colon.
me: unless youre in prison.
Charley: gangrape
1:24 PM me: sounds like a flavor of soda.
Charley: yes, it combines the deliciousness of gangrene with grape soda
and smells like almonds
1:25 PM me: and when you drink it a bunch of huge men pop out of the closet and fuck you bloody.
Charley: sign me up for a case
1:26 PM i'm going to give it to my exwife
1:27 PM me: she might want a 12 pack of orange crush also.
for afterwards.
to douche with.
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