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1:28 PM me: kayaks with gun turrets for days son.
Charley: fuck yes!I want to mount a turret on my kayak

1:29 PM but I want it to shoot pussy juice

so all my enemies smell like pussy

1:31 PM me: you could have two turrets, one on the front and the back.

1:32 PM one can be filled with lube.

to shoot at actual pussies.

to get them wet.

then those wet pussies could fill the other turret.

with pussy juice.

1:36 PM Charley: nice

I like your take on pussy guns

me: its just plain practical.

im thinking green for obama.

1:37 PM Charley: there would need to be some sort of vacuum attachment on the "wet" gun

me: truth.

Charley: or maybe old school. stick a hose in and siphon

me: ill ask my nurse friends about stealing a catheter system.

1:39 PM so we need two supersoakers, an arc welder, a nympho, and a fuckton of astroglide.

and the catheter thing.

1:40 PM Charley: yes

and a meth lab

just for fun

me: well, im sure the PJ provider would be all fucked up on coke or meth or somethin.

1:41 PM Charley: oh, I think I found the perfect girl monday night at fantasies

but she might be more into heroin

me: we would also need to hook her up to an I.V. she would need to stay hydrated with all of that pussy juice conjuring.

heroin is expensive.

1:42 PM i like the meth lab idea... more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy.

Charley: yes

we can keep overhead down that way

this is a business after all

me: who says you cant mix business with pleasure?

1:43 PM assholes. thats who.

1:45 PM it would be nice if the meth head pussy juice creator could also shoot ping pong balls out of her chotch.

Charley: yes

1:46 PM i'll put an ad on craigslist

me: we are business geniuses.

1:47 PM wait... is that right?

can you pluralize genius like that?

or is it like octopus.

we are genia.

genii.

1:48 PM there it is.

Charley: genius2

me: 2.0

1:49 PM fuck it. im getting tired.

let me know when meth whore contacts you on craigslist.

1:51 PM dont forget about the ping pong balls.