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9:14 AM me: fucktots.

new word.

6 minutes

9:20 AM Charley: i will use it til it catches on

then denounce it

18 minutes

9:39 AM me: dont forget about the frundle either.

9:41 AM Charley: yes

frundle

fucktot frundle

will be the name of my first daughter

9:43 AM me: it really rolls off the tongue.

9:44 AM my first child, be she a daughter, shall be dubbed 'Swashbuckling Thundercunt'

Charley: awesome

me: they can have play dates.

9:45 AM and we can drink beer and throw the empties at them.

like my dad used to do.

Charley: yes

me: but i think there are laws now regarding the beating of your children with a fishing rod.

9:46 AM sadly, that is one tradition i wont be able to pass on.

Charley: *disclaimer: No

me: your disclaimer comment confuses me.

9:47 AM Charley: *disclaimer: shut the fuck up

before I beat you with a fishing rod

me: that is more clear.

9:48 AM Charley: there are laws against beating kids

but not adults

me: oh sorry.

did i hit a sensitive spot?

Charley: i'll say it was sex play

haha

yeah

you know me

mr. sensitivity

9:49 AM me: mean bastard charley has a soft spot for little fucks.

little kids getting abused.

by drunken daddies.

whatever.

Charley: haha

me: the world needs strippers.

Charley: i agree

me: fuck you and your delicate feelings.

Charley: i was at the club monday

9:50 AM and there should be more strippers

me: when "Fucktot Frundle' comes home with bruises, dont be surprised.