dude.
word of advice.
5:35 PM do not hock up a loogie while peeing.
i almost shat myself.
there's some strange biology, that i dont fully understand, about your butthole and peeing.
5:36 PM michael: im still afraid that if i spit in a toilet various gutter-waterborn diseases will travel up my spit line before it retracts into my mouth. therefor giving me some swine, chicken flu
5:37 PM me: thats a legitimate fear.
5:39 PM it would suck if i shat myself AND contracted swine flu at the same time.
wait... i dont think we get our toilet water from the gutter.
we should be ok.
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