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11:23 AM Charley: http://www.iheartvector.com/

they have some good textures

both vector and photo

that are free

11:30 AM me: sweet.

11:31 AM thanks for the link!

Charley: fuck off

and die

me: i really should.

maybe after work.

it would suck to die here.

Charley: yes, finish work first

me: unless i took everyone with me.

11:32 AM Charley: YES

me: is that selfish?

Charley: no

me: ok good.

Charley: thats heroic

right?

heroes kill people

me: very true.

Charley: you will be greeted by 40 virgins

in heaven

but they will all be dudes

11:33 AM me: aww man.

tight hineys at least?

Charley: well, they are virgins

me: true.

they better douche.

Charley: let me know

send a message from the beyond

11:35 AM me: will do.

ill save half for you.

11:36 AM the blondes and red heads are yours.

Charley: fuck

11:37 AM I hate red heads

11:38 AM me: me too.

fuckin gingers.